Mormon vs. The Moron? Really?

Some people are just plain misinformed.

Long Time No Post!

I'm here to tell you what I've been up to lately:

http://www.soundcloud.com/callif

The Real World: Dollhouse

"If ... a set of generalist neurons could be programmed to express signal transduction machinery that normally is present only in specialized sensory cells, these neurons also might acquire the capacity to respond selectively to the adequate physical or chemical triggers. Not only could all members of a population of neurons then be addressed simultaneously, susceptibility to stimulation rather than the stimulus itself would be localized, and even diffusely broadcast stimuli could elicit precise, patterned responses."

Zemelman, B.V., Nesnas, N., Lee, G.A., & Miesenbo, B. (2003) Photochemical gating of heterologous ion channels: Remote control over genetically designated
populations of neurons. PNAS 100(3), 1352-1357

Let's Check My Mail!

Sorry I haven't posted in a while!
College has been really busy...* (sort of ;P)

Anyways, remember that "young boy with a purple button up shirt and gelled hair"? Well he's been e-mailing me!

"Hey, it's me again. I thought about what you said, and I clearly understand your view of the Bible and faith. However, I strongly encourage to keep your mind open to truth. I'm sorry you couldn't make it to our revival meetings*, but there is another date I'd like you to keep in mind. November 1 is a special service for our guests. I understand your busy schedule but if it is possible, I can promise you it will be well worth the effort. It's not about joining the church, it's about hearing truth. I really believe if you come with an open mind you'll find answers to a lot of your questions about Christianity, the Bible, and faith. I think it would benifit you more than you think. I appreciate you getting back to me last time and I respect your willingness to talk. My prayer is that the truth (whatever it is), would be clearly revealed to both of us. Here's a Bible verse, John 3:18. There are only two kinds of people, those who believe and those who do not. And there are only two consequences, either you are not condemned to hell or you are. If you have minute, I strongly encourage you to check it out. Later Callif."

 Hefty stuff! Let's focus on the last part:


"There are only two kinds of people, those who believe and those who do not"
Translation: I believe in god, you don't.

"There are only two consequences, either you are not condemned to hell or you are." 
Translation: One of us is going to burn eternally, guess who it is.   
I think he just threatened me!
Fuckin' hypochristians.

*My best friend was coming back in town and I needed to do some heathen partying with him!

Some Theists Just Don't Know How To Take A Joke...

Fox or Foe?

Glenn Beck, Fox talk show host, is at it again.

In his last show, he spoke about Derrion Albert, the 16-year-old who was beaten and killed in a gang fight. Derrion was not even a member of either gang -- he was only trying to help a friend and got caught in the violence.

But the controversy is in Glenn Beck's monologue titled, "God Is Old News; Just Ask the Government." Glenn took advantage Derrion's story and used this tragedy to preach.

"What has caused this?...

God is no longer imprinted on America. Instead of being held up, God is being taken down."

I was most aggravated by this next quote.

"Maybe we need to stop looking at social justice and start looking at eternal justice."

It doesn't matter whether or not there is a god or gods. No matter what, we must all take responsibility. Just as we don't blame "God" for tragedies like this one, we cannot give "God" credit for things like making America powerful (Glenn talks about this in his speech too).

Having said that, there is one thing Glenn said that I do agree with.

"Let's celebrate our freedom...But let's not kill each other."

What A Way To Spend A Thursday

Last Thursday I was bored (only having an hour of class) so I decided to go to the bank.  I looked up the location of the nearest bank on my GPS and started walking.  Unfortunately, technology can't always be trusted.  As it turns out, no such bank exists within walking distance of my house! But that's okay, because it leads nicely into my story:

While walking home defeated, moneyless, and feeling rather unproductive I hear a voice calling in my direction,
"Sir! Sir!"
A young boy with a purple button up shirt and gelled hair is calling me 'sir'... that's odd...
He runs up next to me and keeps stride as he says,
"Do you know where you're going to go when you die?"
So I tell him the truth.
"No."
Seemingly unpleased with me, he probes deeper;
"Well, do you have a minute to talk about it?"
In the interest of intellectual fairness I tell him I'd rather not, but he is quite insistent, so I eventually accede.  Maybe my day could be productive after all?

To make a long story short, we had a very long discussion, if you could even call it that.  It was really more of a "let's listen to a robotic sheep read off a script, then watch him flail when I ask him a legitimate question."  And guess what! I've got the whole thing recorded! Unfortunately, blogger.com does not have a function to upload audio... I'll work on getting it up here though.