Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Miss California: "Equal Rights For Everyone... Unless You're Gay"

A while ago Miss California made some disparaging remarks about homosexuals and her opinion that marriage is only between a man and a woman (no experimenting in college, Miss California? Damn...). Of course, being a media/attention whore that a pageant winner should be, she had to give a nice little apology speech, which is probably the most hilariously depressing thing I've seen in a while.
For your viewing pleasure, Miss California's apology:

Now watch this parody:

Almost identical videos...
What a pathetic showing of idiotic, mainstream America. Even worse, she thinks that she is the victim here!

Miss California: Gay people don't deserve equal rights (they aren't people).
The World: I don't want my children exposed to such prejudice!
Miss California: Well... I didn't mean it offensively!
The World: It's an inherently offensive statement! You ought to be ashamed of yourself.
Miss California: *Cries in corner*

1 comment:

V said...

If a million particularly unintelligent monkeys pounded on a million damaged typewriters for a bit, they'd eventually produce the words of Miss California.

Miss California: Yeah, the option of same sex marriage is really great, but it's not actually valid. Marriage shouldn't go that way.

World: Bitch.

Miss California: Oh, oh, sorry, I was being completely honest in every possible way, but I apologize for my completely honest opinion that was perfectly fine to voice on television...honestly.